V-Day

Last week as I drove home listening to the radio, I was confronted with a startling fact:
DJ: And the countdown to Valentine's Day has begun...
Rue: What?!?
>Remembers that it's February<
Rue: Oh yeah...
>Remembers that he doesn't care<
Rue: Ok, whatever.
>Turns on the CD player<

So before I forget, happy Wednesday!

My coworker asked me quite seriously today if I would go buy some roses for him to give to his girlfriend. Do I look like a person who knows anything about buying roses? For that matter, do I look like a person who goes out and buys flowers for another guy's girlfriend who, despite never having met me, seems to dislike me.
Well, I'll give you the money for it of course; I'll even give you a good premium!
Well, that makes it all good then. But I guess it's like they say - it's the thought that counts... ... ... ???