Would anyone mind if I wear a turban to work?

So are you keeping the beard or not?

I dunno. Shaving right after the show seemed a little too predictable. It's grown attached to my face. The blades all fell out of my razor. It's my New Year's resolution. Let's see where we are in a month.

I find it a little strange how so many people can sit on the fence over things like their faith, yet when it comes to beards, everyone seems to be passionate about their preference. Some people rave about it, while others...

"Shave it; it makes you look like an old man nobody would want to kiss." Rubbish. Without it, I still look like an old man nobody would want to kiss.